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ROGUES GALLERY!
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Posted by: wendypeters, on 24/03/2009, in category "Photos"
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Abstract: HERE'S A LOOK AT THE FACES AND PERSONALITIES THAT IS THE MALLORCA CRICKET CLUB

 CHAIRMAN ANDREW CLEMENCE DEMON FIELDER AND HANDY WITH THE BAT   CLUB CAPTAIN FRANK LEAVERS
CLUB CHAIRMAN ANDREW CLEMENCE 'The Body', nippy in the field and handy with the bat.  CLUB CAPTAIN FRANK LEAVERS aka 'Fun Time Frankie.'
   
 1ST X1 SKIPPER AND 'KEEPER 'RECKLESS' ERIC GEORGE. All round good guy, and slick behind the sticks - hails from Grantham.  MID-WEEK X1 SKIPPER AND HON. SECRETARY Lancastrian ROB HUGHES, but hey, nobody's perfect!
   
SUNDAY SKIPPER JACK SCHOLES 'The Seasoned Campaigner' - ex Lancashire League player.  HON. TREASURER, ANDY DIAMOND. Mathamatical wizard and medium pace bowler.
   
 NEIL COOK  'Cookie' or 'The Yorkshire Terrier' - chases everything down in the field, don't take this guy on. Can do damage with the bat.  DAN CLEMENCE. Promising young bowler...a chip off the old block. Dad says 'He'll never be as good looking as me.'

 
PAUL HEATON. Founder member of the club and valuable all rounder, particularly dangerous in the field . Hails from God's own county, Yorkshire.  PAUL MUCKLEBERG. Amiable Brummie aka 'Mucker' - prolific run scorer and stylish with it.
   
 PETER NALTY. Solid middle order batsman. Sheffield United supporter and founder member.  Pakistani strike bowler  BABAR QAMAR-SHAHZAD also useful with the bat.
   
   
STEVE 'TINKER' BELL - when he hits the ball it stays hit. A handsome and vocal Yorkshireman...yes, another one!  TERRY MOTT - could be the club's token Southerner - cuts a sartorial dash!
   
 'BIG' JON BARRATT  useful all rounder and vociferous competitor. Says 'it pays to advertise' - check out the bat!  BILL MORRIS - Real Mallorca's number 1 fan. Renown for his pie chuckers. Joined at the hip to Pacqui his Yorkshire Terrier - no prizes for guessing Bill's origins!
   
 HIJAZY YASEEN a founder member and a valued all rounder.  WESLEY 'WES' WALKER tough Antipodean competitor and all rounder. Hails from South Africa
   
 PAUL FRAZER AKA 'KIWI'. All rounder who always has an opinion!  ROSHAN GOONESEKERA. Slow right arm bowler, whose son says 'I've taught him everything he knows!
   
 SIMON BURNETT. Ex Radio Caroline deejay. Mildly eccentric keen as mustard slow right arm bowler.  STEVE OLIVER - All rounder. Returned to the fray in 2009 after ten year hiatus making money in his Magaluf restaurant.
   
 GED SCOTT. His first season at the club...watch this space!  SAM SZTUMPF. Another newcomer who impressed on his debut. Good eye for the ball.
   
 SASHA GOONESEKERA AND ADIB YASEEN. Two of our talented youngsters who turn out to play alongside their Dads with the Sunday X1. Always to be found in the nets when not selected.  CEDRIC BURDETT. One of our esteemed and invaluable umpires.
 SUNI KHAN  
 SUNI KHAN- cheerful and opinionated all rounder.  JOHN LAYTON - Ditto as above! Wants to know who knicked his favourite throne!
MORE TO BE ADDED...WATCH THIS SPACE.


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Comment posted by steve bell on 24 March 2009 12:43
Did this team lose because of their looks...

They're not the best looking team are they...
Comment posted by wendypeters on 25 March 2009 06:50
Well, Steve now that you're mugshot has been added to the gallery the standard has risen immeasurably...hopefully we'll soon start winning a few games!
Comment posted by Glynis Williamson on 06 April 2009 16:39
We have not visited for 6 months and are planning a visit in May
What happened to Neil?

Regards
Glynis Williamson
Saddleworth & District Cricket League

PS  Is the ground still in the same place we were told it might have to move because of development works.
Are the toasted sandwiches & the Yorkshire Tea still on the agenda?
Comment posted by wendypeters on 07 April 2009 08:50
Glynis, you'll be delighted to know that we are still in the same place and everything at Mallorca Cricket Club remains the same! We look forward to seeing you.
Comment posted by Colin B on 08 April 2009 09:29
as a former BSC player, pass on my wishes to Peter Doyle and the boys, and keep Phil Taylor and his kind under lock and key after dark!!!
Comment posted by Louise Ledbrook on 17 May 2009 14:16
Get a bigger picture of Jon Barratt, he looks like a right hunk.
Comment posted by wendypeters on 19 May 2009 04:07
Sorry Louise, but I can't get 'Big Jon'  to pose for an updated shot...you know what they say: 'you can't hit a moving target'!
Comment posted by John Layton on 04 August 2009 05:26
Does anyone know a good optician we could recommend for Louise?

I have a pair of glasses "Big Jon " gave me to improve my umpiring with , but they are rose tinted!!

Comment posted by wendypeters on 07 August 2009 08:08
Hilarious comments 'Ump'...see you next month
Comment posted by Drew on 20 November 2009 10:35
A motley crew - ugly and untalented and thats just hanky panky Fwanky Leavers
Comment posted by Flempo on 28 January 2010 08:59
Suni Khan - leave off the pies you fat git.  

Kenny

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